1. Late 2011 15” MacBook Pro, 2.2GHz, 8GB RAM, 256GB SSD. Let me know if you’re interested!

     

  2. Our doorman looks to be a bit chilly today. Is that the reason for scrunching up? Could it be the sun? Fatigue? I really don’t know much about spiders. Hope it’s doing alright. I tried to take this picture from the side to get a better view of its colors. If anyone recognizes the species, let me know. Still have to journey around the building to get a frontal picture.

     

  3. Our doorman seems to be doing well on this gloomy day. S/He has been outside the window across the hall for quite some time now. I have yet to identify its sex or species, but at some point I plan on taking a trip outside and around the building to get a better picture that isn’t a silhouette. It’s not really visible from the picture, but it is striped black and yellow. Wonder how long it’ll last into the winter. Guess we’ll find out eventually.

     

  4. uhgly:

    i just read this 5 times wow

    (Source: the-name-is-cole-tumblr-com, via one-millionpieces)

     


  5. I messaged the Etsy seller from which I got Kristin’s anniversary present today to let her know it had not yet been delivered. She told me that if it doesn’t arrive by tomorrow, she’d send a replacement with overnight shipping so I get it in time for our One-Year anniversary this coming weekend. What an amazing person.

     

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  7. I want to look like this.

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  8. (Source: booshbaby, via rdjfanfic)

     


  9. tutesweet asked: hey! I saw you and your girlfriend at Connecticon!! You guys were great!

    Thanks very much! We had so much fun! We were supposed to do a second cosplay that day, but we loved doing Bolin and Pabu so much that we decided to just stay in that. :3

     

  10. My girlfriend and I as Bolin and Pabu at Connecticon 2012! My girlfriend made that entire Pabu kigarumi from scratch and I had so much fun wearing it!

     

  11. (Source: hiddlestone-d, via rdjfanfic)

     

  12. shadowandherfools:

    You make movie now please?

    (Source: bitch-im-the-witch, via fuckyeahmlp)

     


  13. If I don’t pass discrete math..

    ..I want you all to go on without me. I’ll stay in college for as long as I have to (forever, if it means I don’t have to age).

     

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  15. A dramatic Shakespearean response to every situation

    1. When something bad happens: True is it that we have seen better days.
    2. When something REALLY bad happens: O woe! O woeful, woeful, woeful day! Most lamentable day. Most woeful day That ever, ever I did yet behold! O day, O day, O day! O hateful day! Never was seen so black a day as this.O woeful day! O woeful day!
    3. When people say that something is wrong because the Bible says so: The Devil can cite scripture for his purpose.
    4. When someone doesn't thank me for holding the door open for them: BLOW, BLOW, BLOW, THOU WINTER WIND! THOU ART NOT SO UNKIND AS MAN'S INGRATITUDE!
    5. When I burn something while cooking: MY CAKE IS DOUGH!
    6. When human stupidity frustrates me: LORD, WHAT FOOLS THESE MORTALS BE!
    7. When someone says I'm going to hell for my sins: NYMPH, IN THY ORISONS BE ALL MY SINS REMEMBER'D.
    8. When I'm broke: My pride fell with my fortunes
    9. When someone turns the light on after a period of darkness and blinding light ensues: OH, SHE DOTH TEACH THE TORCHES TO BURN BRIGHT!
    10. When someone disagrees with me: THERE ARE MORE THINGS IN HEAVEN AND EARTH, HORATIO, THEN ARE DREAMT OF IN YOUR PHILOSOPHY.
    11. When I argue with my girlfriend: The course of true love never did run smooth.
    12. When I'm embarrassed: MUST I HOLD A CANDLE TO MY SHAMES?!
    13. Someone says "Good Night": Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
    14. When I'm doing the laundry: OUT, damned spot!